Biography

July 2004 - Born Holywell, Cambridgeshire

September 2004 - Moved to Cambridge

April 2005 - Achieved bladder control

August 2005 - Gold medal, East Anglian Doggy Paddle Championship

Spring 2006 - First love affair (with blue duvet cover)

Summer 2006 - Second (failed) love affair with Zoe, (older woman westie)

Summer 2006 - Honed ability to detect and run away from any form of grooming/flea control

Autumn 2006 - Scruffmeister look fully adopted